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DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

What the fuck guys

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

BugBears are legit.

can we not

@celestial-guardian-ragnarok @chika-ann

Smash or pass

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

dogs

there are dogs on that list

you wanna fuck a dog

wait

this is tumblr

don’t answer that

dogs? pass.

Liches tho……. ;)))

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

What the fuck

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers. 

However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

I don’t think so?

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

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This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

I think you mean legendary decisions

Legendary for being bad

This is not what i expected when i started this blog

To be fair, i wasnt expecting a whole lot when i started this blog in 2014

But it definitely didnt include 10k notes of thirsty monsterfuckers

11 approaching 12 thousand

Fuck you’re right

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

Can I just snuggle a clan of kobolds? No porking, just snuggles.

My friend, I would literally rather die than tell someone they can’t get some consensual snuggling

@dinodaim1

on the other hand what about plants.

Are they capable of meaningful consent?

Actually, are you fucking the plants, or are you harvesting them to use as aphrodisiacs? Because most plants and plant-like entities in the bestiary are gonna fuck you up regardless of which you choose.

How have all you fucks passed on the hot devil women???

Because theres no debate on them; if you’re sexually attracted to women or other feminine entities, you’re going to fuck the succubus.

Imagine walking into a dungeon and tripping on the first step then breaking every individual bone in your body on the way down the obscenely large staircase that’s probably a hamfisted metaphor to do with descents and all that crap

Yeah that’s what this feels like

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LAPD detonated 5000 lbs of fireworks in the middle of a residential area, injuring at least 17 people and causing $900 million in various damages in a low-income, majority-POC neighborhood.

They then continue to pursue caging the person whose fireworks they stole while news media misreports to cover for police incompetency and destruction.

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post on the damages

post on the explosion

in depth article

LAPD refused to ID officers behind a huge fireworks explosion. Now we have their names
The LAPD destroyed much of a South L.A. neighborhood, but would not identify the officers involved. Through investigative records, court doc
Los Angeles Times

It took TWO YEARS to get the names of those involved with this incident. There are people still protesting, still living in hotels, still with unfulfilled claims to the city from this shit

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[video description: The caption on the video reads “We don’t get second takes in wildlife medicine”. A wildlife medical technician stands in blue scrubs, holding a great horned owl in front of a metal “kennel” enclosure. He says (and demonstrates as he talks), “This owl just woke up from anesthesia, and so to put the bird back you have to make sure that you stay safe as you replace the bird back in its kennel. So main areas you have to be careful of are the wings, the beak, and the talons. So to safely return them to the kennel so they don’t hurt themselves or you, what you want to do is secure the wings with your hand, have the face pointing away from you so they don’t fly backwards out of the kennel. And then you want to put their feet flat on the ground…facing forward. And then…” The owl falls face forward onto the towel lining the kennel with an audible thud. “And then a little plunk .” (camera operator starts laughing) “You all right? There we go. Hi!” The technician helps the owl to its feet and closes the kennel door, and then the camera operator says, “these boots aren’t made for walking”.]

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